1 00:00:01,697 --> 00:00:03,568 - Previously on Warehouse 13... 2 00:00:03,612 --> 00:00:05,831 - So...Our own Warehouse doctor, huh? 3 00:00:05,875 --> 00:00:07,746 You like her. Ask the woman out. 4 00:00:07,790 --> 00:00:11,359 - Do you wanna come with me for a little walk? 5 00:00:11,402 --> 00:00:12,664 - I'd like that. 6 00:00:12,708 --> 00:00:14,666 - Who was hugo miller? - A brilliant man. 7 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:16,103 He's...Retired. 8 00:00:16,146 --> 00:00:18,975 - Artie, half of his brain is burnt out. 9 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:21,021 - Time to set things right. 10 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:25,112 - Thank you, agent Nielsen. - I'm so glad you're back. 11 00:00:25,155 --> 00:00:26,939 - Hello there. 12 00:00:26,983 --> 00:00:28,202 Sally stukowski, fbi. 13 00:00:29,812 --> 00:00:32,684 - You've done well. 14 00:00:33,685 --> 00:00:36,253 [siren wailing] 15 00:00:40,562 --> 00:00:42,346 - Another one? What is this? 16 00:00:42,390 --> 00:00:44,305 - She's in p.E.A. Down two minutes. 17 00:00:44,348 --> 00:00:46,611 - Bp's 90 over 50. Pulse ox has dropped to 82. 18 00:00:46,655 --> 00:00:49,179 - Amp of epi. - Page hillard upstairs. 19 00:00:52,226 --> 00:00:53,314 [chink] 20 00:00:53,357 --> 00:00:55,664 - Damn it! Just like the others. 21 00:00:55,707 --> 00:00:58,145 - She's in v-fib. - Charge the paddle to 50. 22 00:01:00,582 --> 00:01:02,497 Okay, and... Clear. 23 00:01:05,761 --> 00:01:07,676 - What the hell? 24 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:10,287 [flatline tone] 25 00:01:10,331 --> 00:01:11,636 - I've never seen anything like it. 26 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,638 It's why I called the cdc. 27 00:01:13,682 --> 00:01:15,249 - You did the right thing to call us. 28 00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:16,641 I'm gonna bring in a consultant. 29 00:01:16,685 --> 00:01:18,600 I think he'll be very helpful, I'm sure. 30 00:01:18,643 --> 00:01:20,341 - Thanks. - Yeah. 31 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:22,560 - Artie, where are you going 32 00:01:22,604 --> 00:01:23,996 In the middle of the night? 33 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:25,737 - Ah...Ha ha. 34 00:01:25,781 --> 00:01:27,522 Nowhere. No place. Why? 35 00:01:27,565 --> 00:01:28,827 - Is that the coat I got you? 36 00:01:28,871 --> 00:01:31,874 - This coat? Uh...So what? Yeah. 37 00:01:31,917 --> 00:01:34,529 - Is that a clean shirt? - Uh...No, it's not. 38 00:01:34,572 --> 00:01:36,618 Um... - Did you trim your eyebrows? 39 00:01:36,661 --> 00:01:38,098 - Hmm? No. 40 00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:39,403 - What's that smell? 41 00:01:39,447 --> 00:01:40,752 - [sniffing] 42 00:01:40,796 --> 00:01:42,667 - What? I don't... Smell anything. 43 00:01:42,711 --> 00:01:44,495 - Exactly. You primped. 44 00:01:44,539 --> 00:01:45,627 [gasps] 45 00:01:45,670 --> 00:01:47,585 You're going to see dr. Vanessa! 46 00:01:47,629 --> 00:01:49,631 - Who's...Dr. Vanessa? 47 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:51,111 - No one. - Oh, wow. 48 00:01:51,154 --> 00:01:53,722 I have never had a lie hurt before. 49 00:01:53,765 --> 00:01:57,639 - She's the Warehouse physician. 50 00:01:57,682 --> 00:01:59,510 - And...Artie's... 51 00:01:59,554 --> 00:02:01,338 Girly girlfriend. 52 00:02:01,382 --> 00:02:03,775 - Uh, yeah. Dr. Calder feels 53 00:02:03,819 --> 00:02:06,474 That there is an artifact 54 00:02:06,517 --> 00:02:08,519 That may be causing trouble 55 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:09,738 In a hos... [object clatters] 56 00:02:09,781 --> 00:02:11,479 ...Pital in utah. 57 00:02:11,522 --> 00:02:14,743 And she has asked me, a colleague, to consult, 58 00:02:14,786 --> 00:02:16,571 And that is it! 59 00:02:16,614 --> 00:02:19,704 And now, if you will excuse me! 60 00:02:19,748 --> 00:02:22,098 Did I not leave enough food in your bowl? 61 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,796 - I'm coming with you. - Why? No. Why? 62 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,320 - A hospital, Artie? There will be blood. 63 00:02:26,363 --> 00:02:27,495 When you faint, 64 00:02:27,538 --> 00:02:29,714 Someone's gonna have to break your fall. 65 00:02:29,758 --> 00:02:31,455 - Ohh... Fine. Fine. 66 00:02:31,499 --> 00:02:33,501 All right. 67 00:02:33,544 --> 00:02:36,547 - Are you wearing spanx? - Stop looking at me. 68 00:02:43,946 --> 00:02:45,730 What are you do--just-- 69 00:02:45,774 --> 00:02:46,949 Oh! Hi. 70 00:02:46,992 --> 00:02:48,385 We came as quickly as we could. 71 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:49,865 - Yeah. That's record time. 72 00:02:49,908 --> 00:02:52,563 - Oh, blue scrubs. They quite...Become you. 73 00:02:52,607 --> 00:02:55,784 I mean, it brings out the blue in your eyes and-- 74 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:57,655 - Oh, thank you. - Cough, cough, 75 00:02:57,699 --> 00:02:59,701 Said the uncomfortable young person. 76 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:03,313 - So...Uh, what brings us to the great salt lake... 77 00:03:03,357 --> 00:03:05,228 - Oh, a series of very unusual deaths. 78 00:03:05,272 --> 00:03:06,838 They called us, so called you-- - I'm sorry. 79 00:03:06,882 --> 00:03:09,101 They know about the Warehouse? [cell phone chimes] 80 00:03:09,145 --> 00:03:11,539 - No, no, vanessa was also on staff at the cdc. 81 00:03:11,582 --> 00:03:12,975 Sorry. - Oh, oh, I get it. 82 00:03:13,018 --> 00:03:14,585 So the cdc is your bruce wayne daytime face, 83 00:03:14,629 --> 00:03:16,587 But you spend your dark knights with the Warehouse. 84 00:03:16,631 --> 00:03:18,328 - I gotcha. - She takes great pride 85 00:03:18,372 --> 00:03:21,070 In making references neither of us will ever understand, so... 86 00:03:21,113 --> 00:03:24,639 - Riddle me this, batgirl. 87 00:03:28,033 --> 00:03:30,558 - Is that a heart? - It was. 88 00:03:30,601 --> 00:03:32,647 - I don't get it. She smoked five packs a day? 89 00:03:32,690 --> 00:03:35,780 Why is it all... Cracked and dry? 90 00:03:35,824 --> 00:03:38,609 - I sent a tissue sample to my lab. 91 00:03:38,653 --> 00:03:40,437 One of the technicians 92 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:42,744 Who spends his weekends as an amateur botanist 93 00:03:42,787 --> 00:03:44,876 Made a really strange discovery. 94 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,575 The heart muscle has actually metamorphosed 95 00:03:47,618 --> 00:03:49,664 Into diatomaceous earth. 96 00:03:49,707 --> 00:03:51,056 - What? 97 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:53,058 - Uh, kidneys, spleen, lungs... 98 00:03:53,102 --> 00:03:55,626 All this woman's organs have turned to clay. 99 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:59,195 - Clay? And...You say there are others? 100 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:09,858 - We may be facing an artifact outbreak. 101 00:04:15,864 --> 00:04:19,476 [ringing] 102 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:20,999 [ringing dies out] 103 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:28,616 - Aah! - Aah! 104 00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:46,503 - Aah! - Aah! 105 00:04:46,547 --> 00:04:48,592 [Peter muttering] 106 00:04:48,636 --> 00:04:50,594 - Artie's bedroom! - Ho ho ho ho! 107 00:04:50,638 --> 00:04:52,683 - Why are we in Artie's bedroom naked? 108 00:04:52,727 --> 00:04:54,076 - I don't know. 109 00:04:54,119 --> 00:04:55,730 Why were you in bed with me? 110 00:04:55,773 --> 00:04:58,602 - I was not in bed with you! Yu were in bed with me! 111 00:04:58,646 --> 00:05:00,691 Naked! - You're naked too. 112 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:01,779 - [whimpers] 113 00:05:01,823 --> 00:05:03,215 - And why are you blonde? 114 00:05:03,259 --> 00:05:04,826 - I'm not blond! Oh, my god! 115 00:05:04,869 --> 00:05:07,350 Oh, my god, I'm blond! What did you do? 116 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:09,309 - No! Hey, don't blame me! I mean, I'm good, 117 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:11,572 But I've never changed a woman's hair color. 118 00:05:11,615 --> 00:05:13,138 - Pete, we--we--we did not... 119 00:05:13,182 --> 00:05:15,184 We did not do it, did we? 120 00:05:15,227 --> 00:05:16,968 - I don't remember. 121 00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:19,710 - Did we get drunk? - No! No. 122 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:21,712 No. I-I know hangovers, 123 00:05:21,756 --> 00:05:23,235 And I do not feel hung over. 124 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:26,369 - There...Must be some simple explanation 125 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:28,980 Why you and I would be in bed. 126 00:05:29,024 --> 00:05:31,983 Together. 127 00:05:32,027 --> 00:05:33,071 Naked. 128 00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:40,601 With Artie's toothbrush. 129 00:05:42,429 --> 00:05:43,734 - All the victims are female? 130 00:05:43,778 --> 00:05:46,650 - So far, yeah. I-I ordered a dna analysis, 131 00:05:46,694 --> 00:05:48,260 But that's gonna take a few days. 132 00:05:48,304 --> 00:05:49,740 - Days we don't have. 133 00:05:49,784 --> 00:05:53,222 But what we do have is... 134 00:05:53,265 --> 00:05:56,051 - Or, is that her original dna sequencer? 135 00:05:56,094 --> 00:05:57,444 - Yeah, it is. - Whose? 136 00:05:57,487 --> 00:05:59,402 - Well, watson and crick, they won a nobel prize 137 00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:01,796 For their proposal of the double helix nature of dna. 138 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:06,235 But all of their work was based entirely on the research of-- 139 00:06:06,278 --> 00:06:09,630 - Rosalind franklin, my personal hero. 140 00:06:09,673 --> 00:06:11,762 - Brava, doctor. - Thank you. 141 00:06:11,806 --> 00:06:14,417 - Oh, it's like watching golden gossip girls. 142 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:20,075 I'll go do something. 143 00:06:20,118 --> 00:06:21,685 - Thank you. 144 00:06:23,165 --> 00:06:24,775 - Artie... 145 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:27,996 I really enjoyed our walk. 146 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:30,564 The one we took-- - Me too. 147 00:06:30,607 --> 00:06:34,437 It was probably the best walk I ever...Walked. 148 00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:38,572 In fact, it was such a successful promenade 149 00:06:38,615 --> 00:06:41,444 That I was thinking perhaps... 150 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:42,880 We should take it to the next level? 151 00:06:42,924 --> 00:06:44,447 - A jog? 152 00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:46,406 - Well, you know, I-I could buy shorts. 153 00:06:46,449 --> 00:06:48,712 - Artie, I was kidding. - [laughs] 154 00:06:48,756 --> 00:06:50,845 - I think dinner would be nice. 155 00:06:50,888 --> 00:06:51,976 - Right. 156 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:53,413 - When we get to the bottom of this. 157 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:54,414 - Of course. 158 00:06:54,457 --> 00:06:55,850 Of course. 159 00:06:55,893 --> 00:06:58,461 - This will prove that we didn't do anything. 160 00:06:58,505 --> 00:06:59,854 - You got it? - I know how 161 00:06:59,897 --> 00:07:01,595 The durational spectrometer works. 162 00:07:01,638 --> 00:07:03,640 - No, it's--it's the-- okay. All right. 163 00:07:03,684 --> 00:07:05,642 - Right? And this--okay. 164 00:07:05,686 --> 00:07:07,644 - There ya go. Fast-forward, will you? 165 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:09,646 - Okay. 166 00:07:09,690 --> 00:07:11,300 Okay, so far so... 167 00:07:11,343 --> 00:07:13,694 You know, we're just... Great. 168 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:15,696 - Oh...Look, we're--we're spooning. 169 00:07:15,739 --> 00:07:17,785 - No. We're not. 170 00:07:17,828 --> 00:07:19,569 I'm fast-forwarding. - All right. 171 00:07:19,613 --> 00:07:22,267 - Are you drooling? - That's sweat. 172 00:07:22,311 --> 00:07:24,356 - Look at you. You're, like, wrestling. 173 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:26,010 You're a bed hog! - I know. 174 00:07:27,185 --> 00:07:29,405 - Ooh! Almost saw one of the tetons. 175 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:30,667 [laughs] 176 00:07:30,711 --> 00:07:33,583 Well...[stammers] - This is not funny! 177 00:07:33,627 --> 00:07:35,933 - Could be. Could be. 178 00:07:37,718 --> 00:07:38,849 - Were you making a phone call? 179 00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:42,070 - Uh, yeah. Maybe I ordered a pizza. 180 00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:45,203 Well, nada on the nooky. 181 00:07:45,247 --> 00:07:47,379 - But this only shows the last five hours. 182 00:07:47,423 --> 00:07:49,904 I mean, stuff could have happened before...That. 183 00:07:49,947 --> 00:07:51,296 - Okay, but who did I call, 184 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:54,082 And what does Artie's toothbrush mean? 185 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:57,302 [Farnsworth buzzing] 186 00:07:57,346 --> 00:07:59,391 Artie. - What's going on there? 187 00:07:59,435 --> 00:08:01,524 - Nothing! Nobody had sex. - What? 188 00:08:01,568 --> 00:08:03,352 - Nothing. Just me jokin' around! 189 00:08:03,395 --> 00:08:04,745 - Jokin' around! 190 00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:07,574 - Why are you calling? - I'm returning your call. 191 00:08:07,617 --> 00:08:09,401 - We didn't call you, Artie. 192 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:11,491 - That wasn't Pete singing the pina colada song 193 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:13,449 On my voicemail at 3:00 in the morning? 194 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,624 - Oh! 195 00:08:14,668 --> 00:08:16,496 [laughs] that! - Right. Yeah. 196 00:08:16,539 --> 00:08:17,714 - Yeah, well... - Well... 197 00:08:17,758 --> 00:08:20,369 - Do you like... Taking walks in the rain? 198 00:08:20,412 --> 00:08:22,197 - [sighs] it-- 199 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,938 Myka, did you do something to your hair? 200 00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:25,983 - No. It always looks like this. 201 00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:29,204 - Artie, um, does your toothbrush mean anything to you? 202 00:08:29,247 --> 00:08:31,249 - In the sense that it fights plaque and gingivitis, 203 00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:33,295 It means a great deal to me. 204 00:08:33,338 --> 00:08:35,384 - [laughs] you're--hello? 205 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:38,561 - There is only one explanation for all of us. 206 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:41,782 Aha! Several disturbances in the stacks. 207 00:08:41,825 --> 00:08:43,740 See? It was an artifact that affected us. 208 00:08:43,784 --> 00:08:45,568 - All right, well, let's check 'em out 209 00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:48,136 And see if one of them whammyed us into... 210 00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:49,354 Whammying each other. 211 00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:51,705 - We did not whammy each other, okay? 212 00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:54,708 And I will prove it, or I will die trying. 213 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:56,797 - Where are my shoes? 214 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,712 - Hey, where's steve? 215 00:08:58,755 --> 00:09:00,757 - Yeah, I don't know. Uh... 216 00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:02,890 I'll call him. He always answers his cell. 217 00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:06,371 [cell phone trilling] 218 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:10,593 [trilling] 219 00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:12,464 - That's not good. 220 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:14,684 - Nope. No, it's not. 221 00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:20,690 - That's a lotta scrabble points. 222 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:23,475 - It's the genome sequence of the last victim. 223 00:09:23,519 --> 00:09:25,173 - Hmm. This doesn't make sense. 224 00:09:25,216 --> 00:09:27,349 That--that can't be right. I mean, that... 225 00:09:27,392 --> 00:09:28,655 That's not-- 226 00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:30,265 That's not even... - What? 227 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:32,484 - Human. Those are not human dna sequences. 228 00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:34,225 You know, people, plants, animals-- 229 00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:35,705 We're all carbon-based. 230 00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:38,665 Carbon bonded with other elements makes up what we are, 231 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:40,797 But those gene sequences are silicon-based or... 232 00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:42,799 If this is a virus and that's accurate, 233 00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:45,628 It's actually changing their dna. 234 00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:47,543 - Do you see it? 235 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,677 - See what? 236 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,026 - See? It's a pattern. 237 00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:55,464 And it just repeats... 238 00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:57,814 There. There, you see it now. 239 00:09:57,858 --> 00:09:59,773 Claudia: No. - Okay. 240 00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:04,734 - Whoa. How'd you see that? 241 00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:06,649 - Just an old habit from my code-breaking days 242 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,651 At the nsa. - Code. 243 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:10,653 That's computer code. 244 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,786 - Of course! 245 00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:15,049 It's a computer virus! 246 00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:17,704 - But computer viruses only affect computers. 247 00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:18,879 They don't affect people. 248 00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:21,751 Unless it's super-sized by an artifact. 249 00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:25,146 - We are facing a diabolical nexus of computer science 250 00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:27,583 And genetic engineering run amok 251 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,717 That could threaten the very idea of life as we know it. 252 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,635 - One of you's got to be in your bedroom. 253 00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:38,812 Come on. 254 00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:41,031 Ah, davina, my favorite. 255 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:44,687 [dance music playing] 256 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:52,695 ♪ 257 00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:59,876 Oh ha ha. 258 00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:19,983 - Artie! - Hugo! 259 00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:21,724 - Claudia! [Claudia laughing] 260 00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:24,509 - Thank you so much for coming to utah on such short notice. 261 00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:27,208 - What, are you kidding? I'm positively salivating 262 00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:31,473 At a concept of a computer virus hybridization. 263 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:33,562 And of course I'd do anything for an old friend 264 00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:37,522 Who put humpty dumpty back together again. 265 00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:39,350 [both laughing] 266 00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:43,180 - Hugo, uh... Let me introduce you to 267 00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:45,182 Dr. Calder-- - Vee? 268 00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:47,576 - Hello, huey. 269 00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:50,927 - Vee. 270 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:58,065 - der plot thickens. 271 00:11:58,108 --> 00:12:00,110 - I still cannot believe that it's really you. 272 00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:02,025 - Well, it's really me. 273 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,940 Look at you. You still have that same jacket. 274 00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:05,507 - Yeah. Groovy, isn't it? - Yeah. 275 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:08,336 - Never went out of style. - He's a regular fashionista. 276 00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:10,338 - Says Artie in the bad jacket. 277 00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:12,557 - Oh, and you still have a way with the words. 278 00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,298 - And you had a way with me, vee. 279 00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:16,300 - "cough cough," says Artie and Claudia. 280 00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:17,606 - No, no, it's... - I'm sorry. 281 00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:20,391 I'm just surprised as all get out to see vee. 282 00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:22,785 - We started at the Warehouse about the same time. 283 00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:25,309 - Remember how we used to hang out in the dark vault, 284 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:27,181 Play records? 285 00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:29,052 You and me and... 286 00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:31,446 [high-pitched] Mary jane? 287 00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:33,709 - What we had an agent named mary jane? I don't-- 288 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,451 - Good god, where did you come from? 289 00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:37,582 - What? 290 00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:39,802 - Dr. Calder, we have another victim. 291 00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:49,203 - Tesla 315. 292 00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:52,249 This is where the first artifact was disturbed. 293 00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:54,251 - Yo! Steve-ero! 294 00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:57,559 - Steve? 295 00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:59,909 - I don't know. I just-- I think it's a wild-- 296 00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:01,128 [zap] Aah! Jeez! 297 00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:02,346 Oh, god! Jeez! 298 00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:03,434 Ow ow ow! 299 00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:08,091 The target coil is still on. 300 00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:09,963 Target practice. That's it. 301 00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:12,269 That's it. We were havin' target practice, remember? 302 00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:13,401 - Yes, we were talking. 303 00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:14,924 He had just mentioned that he was gay, 304 00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:17,187 And you were being you. 305 00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:20,277 - Oh, my god, you're gay? 306 00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:22,192 Finally! Thank god. 307 00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:24,455 There's someone to appreciate all this. 308 00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:26,718 It's a waste of time working out for these people. 309 00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:27,981 Here, I'll take my shirt off. 310 00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,547 - No! No, thanks. 311 00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:30,766 - No, hey, anytime, man. 312 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,159 You know, I spend a lot of time on 313 00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:36,032 You know, the guns and pack and, I, you know... 314 00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:38,034 - Pete, I'm really good. I'm good, really. 315 00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:39,514 - No, dude, I'm straight. It's cool, man. 316 00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:40,863 Take--take it in. 317 00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:43,953 - Pete, put your shirt back on. 318 00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:44,954 - Anytime. 319 00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,042 It's cool. 320 00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:47,130 - The coil's hot. 321 00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:48,218 Would you--would you like to-- 322 00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:49,132 - Yes, thank you. Thank you. 323 00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:54,007 [coil humming] 324 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,878 [Tesla zaps] 325 00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:57,401 - Well, not bad if you were trying to miss. 326 00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:58,533 [blows raspberry] 327 00:13:58,576 --> 00:13:59,839 - Firing a ray gun isn't as easy 328 00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:01,144 As it looks in the movies. 329 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:02,450 - No, hey, no! 330 00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:05,235 It is very hard to fire ray guns in the movies. 331 00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:07,194 How many times you see a storm trooper 332 00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:08,369 Hit what he's firing at? 333 00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:10,414 Not once. 334 00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:13,243 Hoo! 335 00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:14,941 Hoo-ah! 336 00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,116 - That's not bad. 337 00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:18,161 - Hoo hoo! Not bad? 338 00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:20,337 Woman, I got mad skills. 339 00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:21,904 - Don't they need to recharge? 340 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,253 - Well, Claudia gave them an upgrade. 341 00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:24,341 - Oh. 342 00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:25,342 - Watch and learn, rookies. 343 00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:26,561 Sha-bam! 344 00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:29,956 - The shelf. - Pete! 345 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:31,392 Grab that one! 346 00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:33,524 - I got it! 347 00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:34,612 - [exhales] 348 00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:35,962 - I think they came from up there. 349 00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:38,268 - Yeah, so we should put them back. 350 00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:41,619 Listen, no more fooling around. 351 00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,404 - [laughing] 352 00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:48,235 - [laughs] 353 00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:49,671 - [stifling laugh] 354 00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:51,151 [both laughing] 355 00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,935 - [hiccup] 356 00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:56,373 [both laughing] 357 00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:58,680 - Pete, look. 358 00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:01,639 We did get drunk... 359 00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:02,989 Sort of. 360 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:05,121 - No, no, 'cause if I'd have gotten drunk, 361 00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,166 I'd have slept with somebody. 362 00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:07,297 [both gasp] 363 00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:09,169 - The number of victims are increasing. 364 00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:10,779 Did you find anything, hugo? 365 00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:13,651 - Yes. The computer virus is literally rewriting 366 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,392 This young woman's dna. 367 00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:17,481 I could spend a lifetime studying its effects. 368 00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:19,309 This reminds me of the case 369 00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:21,094 Involving d.B. Cooper's parachute. 370 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:22,182 - Oh, that was a weird one, 371 00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:23,966 Even by Warehouse standards. 372 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,751 - Weird and wonderful as I recall. 373 00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:30,451 - We have a lot of work to do, agent miller. 374 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:32,322 Um, how do we reverse this process? 375 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:33,889 - Well, we have to find the artifact. 376 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,195 If we can discover 377 00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:37,240 How it made the computer virus communicable, 378 00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:40,635 I could write an antivirus and we can disseminate a cure. 379 00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:41,853 Ta-dah! 380 00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:45,335 So, vee and I will put our heads together, 381 00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,294 Analyze its genetic structure, 382 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,861 You and Claudia check out the young woman's apartment. 383 00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:51,907 Maybe you'll get lucky and, uh, 384 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:55,215 Find a clue as to the artifact's whereabouts. 385 00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:56,694 - Oh, that's good. That's fine. 386 00:15:56,738 --> 00:16:00,394 Um, I think that you've got a firm grip on things here. 387 00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:08,880 - So w.C. Fields' juggling balls 388 00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:10,839 Make you drunk and pass out. 389 00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:12,972 - How come every other artifact 390 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,886 Makes me have to call my sponsor? 391 00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:19,108 - Okay, according to the log, we disturbed that one too. 392 00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:21,110 Walt disney's paint brush. 393 00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:22,677 - Wow. 394 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,940 Oh, hey, look. 395 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,202 Marilyn monroe's hairbrush. 396 00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:27,595 This explains that. 397 00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,336 - [laughs] 398 00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:30,685 Pete? 399 00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:31,860 - Yeah? 400 00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:32,992 - Look. 401 00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:38,040 Steve's tesla. 402 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,302 [rewinding] 403 00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:46,092 This is so much cheaper than a salon. 404 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,486 - Hey, Myka? 405 00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:50,792 - Yeah? 406 00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:51,923 - Look. 407 00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:56,406 [cartoon sound effects] 408 00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:00,323 - Where you guys been? 409 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:01,368 What happened to target practice? 410 00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:02,717 - ♪ happy birthday 411 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:06,025 ♪ mr. Secret service agent 412 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,200 - [blows raspberry] 413 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,376 - Uh, should you guys be touching that? 414 00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:11,813 - Uh-oh, it's the human lie detector. 415 00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:14,120 Better not tell a fib. Ooh! 416 00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:16,731 - Okay, what is this, some sort of a hazing joke, or...? 417 00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:18,950 - Claudia was right about you, Jinks. 418 00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,604 You are a poopy-pants. 419 00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:22,128 - Have you guys been drinking? 420 00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,346 - No! 421 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:26,175 - I have not had a single drop of alcohol. 422 00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:27,437 - Jeez! 423 00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,178 - Look, Artie told me that rule number one 424 00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:30,788 Is never playing with the artifacts, 425 00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:33,313 So why don't we just put these back? 426 00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:36,098 - Stevie, stevie! 427 00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:38,622 Steve, you know how the Warehouse is a really big place? 428 00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:41,364 - Uh-huh. - Like, um... 429 00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:43,279 You want to see something really cool? 430 00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:44,498 - Oh, I don't know. 431 00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:46,108 I think we should probably get back to-- 432 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,371 - Let's go! - What? 433 00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:52,419 - Come on, mr. Poopy mcpooperson. 434 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,773 We did something to steve. 435 00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:01,123 - Something bad. 436 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,038 - Something very bad. 437 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,474 We have to figure out what it is. 438 00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:13,004 [objects crashing] 439 00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:19,272 - Would a machete help? 440 00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:20,447 Or maybe a chainsaw. 441 00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,710 After all, this is just a crime scene. 442 00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:23,798 Okay, you know what? 443 00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,104 Okay, you're always there for me, 444 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,279 As annoying as that can be, 445 00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:27,410 And that can be pretty annoying. 446 00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:28,846 So how about we change things up 447 00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:31,719 And you let me be there for you for two minutes? 448 00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:34,113 [sighs] 449 00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:35,331 Artie? 450 00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:44,166 Just because hugo and vanessa were an item 451 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:45,602 Back during the civil war 452 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,648 Does not mean they're getting back together. 453 00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:49,737 You and the doc have a good thing going. 454 00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:51,782 - What thing? We don't have a thing. 455 00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,262 We have one walk. 456 00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:55,221 And I limped. - Artie... 457 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:59,877 - Claudia, I... 458 00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:02,706 Given my line of work 459 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:06,275 And my advanced years, 460 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,495 I had pretty much made peace with the fact 461 00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:10,888 That I would not find... 462 00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:15,850 [sighs] Romantic companionship. 463 00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:18,418 Love. 464 00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:21,725 And then... 465 00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:24,467 Vanessa. 466 00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:28,645 And so I started to hope. 467 00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,908 False hope, it would seem. 468 00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:32,606 - Artie, it's hope. 469 00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:33,998 How can it be false? 470 00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,652 - Uh, yeah. Well, can we just keep looking? 471 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:36,697 Is that all right with you? 472 00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:40,048 - Okay. 473 00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:41,092 No, not the computer. 474 00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:42,572 No, no, no. 475 00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:43,704 No, no, no, what do you doing? 476 00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:46,228 From where do you think a computer virus 477 00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:47,708 Is most likely to originate? 478 00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:49,188 - Right. That's why you're still alive 479 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,580 After all these years. 480 00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:56,282 Wait a second. 481 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:57,848 Tiger direct. 482 00:19:57,892 --> 00:19:59,241 - Yeah, it's a computer chain store. 483 00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,591 We passed one on the way here. 484 00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:02,810 Why? What--what are you doing? 485 00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:04,812 - No, don't worry. My laptop's safe. 486 00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:07,293 Bingo! I just cross-referenced bank statements 487 00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:09,033 From the other five victims. 488 00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:12,123 They all have credit card charges from tiger direct. 489 00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:13,908 - That is bingo. 490 00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:17,999 - Time for annie's afternoon yoga. 491 00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:23,657 - Tyler! 492 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,093 What the heck were you doing? 493 00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:27,008 - Nothing. I was on my break. 494 00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:29,271 - You're busted, my brother. 495 00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:31,882 Your attitude just wrote one too many checks 496 00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:33,406 Your butt can't cash. 497 00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:35,495 - Whoa, uh, excuse me, mr. Shreve, 498 00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:36,887 But you can't fire me. 499 00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:38,802 - I just cleared it with h.R. 500 00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:40,282 Enjoy your break... 501 00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:42,284 Forever. 502 00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:45,374 I.E., you're fired. 503 00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:48,682 - Oh, fine. 504 00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:52,294 And you know, 505 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:55,254 Only total jerkwads say "I.E." 506 00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:06,961 Aah! 507 00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:15,404 - We need to speak to the employee 508 00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,014 That serviced these computers. 509 00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:19,278 - Uh, these are all in-home calls. 510 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:20,496 When it's a home computer, 511 00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:21,932 We send out one of our tiger-nicians. 512 00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:23,760 Oh, this explains a lot. 513 00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:25,240 Tyler struhl. 514 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,850 - Tyler struhl's one of your--one of your-- 515 00:21:26,894 --> 00:21:28,765 - Tiger-nician. 516 00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:30,506 - And he repaired these computers 517 00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:31,768 And he's here right now? Can we talk to him? 518 00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:32,900 - I just fired him. 519 00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:34,684 He was totally not tiger material. 520 00:21:34,728 --> 00:21:35,685 He just left. 521 00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:36,817 - What are you do-- 522 00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:38,209 Oh, right. Okay, go. - I'm on it. 523 00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:39,341 - Yeah, go, go, go. 524 00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:40,908 - He was hacking computers. 525 00:21:40,951 --> 00:21:42,649 He was spying on girls 526 00:21:42,692 --> 00:21:45,347 Like some techno peeping tom. 527 00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:46,827 - Only female victims. 528 00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:48,785 - Perv. 529 00:21:48,829 --> 00:21:50,570 Hope I never see his face again. 530 00:21:50,613 --> 00:21:53,181 - Attention, tiger direct shoppers. 531 00:21:53,224 --> 00:21:54,922 - What the-- 532 00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:57,011 - Let's play 20 questions. - That's him. 533 00:21:57,054 --> 00:21:58,752 - Question one. 534 00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:00,928 Does the store manager, colin shreve, 535 00:22:00,971 --> 00:22:04,323 Make his repairmen use old fiber optic cables 536 00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:08,152 While he sells the new ones on the side to make cash? 537 00:22:08,196 --> 00:22:10,851 Answer: Oh, yes. 538 00:22:10,894 --> 00:22:11,765 - Little bastard. 539 00:22:11,808 --> 00:22:13,854 - Question two. 540 00:22:13,897 --> 00:22:18,859 Is colin banging lydia in cell phones? 541 00:22:18,902 --> 00:22:21,775 Answer: Yes again. 542 00:22:21,818 --> 00:22:23,646 Question 2a. 543 00:22:23,690 --> 00:22:25,431 Does lydia's boyfriend, carl, 544 00:22:25,474 --> 00:22:28,172 Over in digital cameras know about it? 545 00:22:28,216 --> 00:22:29,565 He does now. 546 00:22:29,609 --> 00:22:31,393 -what? 547 00:22:31,437 --> 00:22:33,090 - How is he still in the system? 548 00:22:33,134 --> 00:22:34,831 I already changed the password. 549 00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:36,050 And the last question. 550 00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:38,922 Does anybody mind shopping in the dark? 551 00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:41,577 I don't care, losers! 552 00:22:45,886 --> 00:22:47,496 [laughs] 553 00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:49,368 [taps keyboard] 554 00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:52,458 [pendant humming] 555 00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:56,418 - Oh, my god. 556 00:22:56,462 --> 00:22:58,420 It's beautiful. 557 00:22:58,464 --> 00:22:59,813 Look at it. 558 00:22:59,856 --> 00:23:02,946 - Look. Look at it. 559 00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:05,035 Shut your eyes right now. 560 00:23:05,079 --> 00:23:07,690 [light tendrils zapping] 561 00:23:09,257 --> 00:23:12,478 Ah! Neat! 562 00:23:12,521 --> 00:23:13,696 - Are you all right? 563 00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:16,438 - Yes. What is it with the eyes? 564 00:23:16,482 --> 00:23:18,222 - The eyes are the windows to the soul, 565 00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:20,181 But I think also dna. 566 00:23:20,224 --> 00:23:21,574 - Brilliant! 567 00:23:21,617 --> 00:23:25,273 The optical nerve must act like a coaxial cable, 568 00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:29,451 Downloading the virus directly through the visual cortex. 569 00:23:29,495 --> 00:23:31,061 - Yeah. 570 00:23:31,105 --> 00:23:34,021 - At least that's what it feels like. 571 00:23:34,064 --> 00:23:36,066 Oh, my. 572 00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:38,678 It appears I have once again 573 00:23:38,721 --> 00:23:41,463 Looked upon something I oughtn't have. 574 00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:43,726 - Yep. 575 00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:45,554 - Lock these doors, officer. 576 00:23:45,598 --> 00:23:46,773 - What? Why? Who the heck are you? 577 00:23:46,816 --> 00:23:49,210 - Lock 'em. 578 00:23:49,253 --> 00:23:51,865 Excuse me, everyone, may I have your attention, please? 579 00:23:51,908 --> 00:23:55,390 My name is dr. Vanessa calder. 580 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,523 I work for the center for disease control. 581 00:23:57,566 --> 00:23:59,742 We have a situation here in the store, 582 00:23:59,786 --> 00:24:01,570 And for your own safety, 583 00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:03,354 I can't let anyone leave here right now. 584 00:24:03,398 --> 00:24:04,617 This is calder. 585 00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:05,966 Code november. 586 00:24:06,009 --> 00:24:08,185 We have a potential outbreak. 587 00:24:13,582 --> 00:24:14,931 [code beeps, doors unlocking] 588 00:24:14,975 --> 00:24:18,544 [sirens whoop] 589 00:24:18,587 --> 00:24:20,937 [man shouting] 590 00:24:24,201 --> 00:24:25,420 - I tossed tyler's apartment. 591 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,030 There's nothing in there, including tyler. 592 00:24:27,074 --> 00:24:28,075 Are you okay? 593 00:24:28,118 --> 00:24:30,686 - Yeah, I'm... We're fine. 594 00:24:30,730 --> 00:24:31,818 We're fine. 595 00:24:33,907 --> 00:24:38,259 We need... [whispers] the artifact, 596 00:24:38,302 --> 00:24:39,869 So find him, all right? 597 00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:41,001 - Wait, wait, Artie, 598 00:24:41,044 --> 00:24:43,003 I've been looking over the code he used 599 00:24:43,046 --> 00:24:44,700 When he hacked in, and to hack in, 600 00:24:44,744 --> 00:24:46,397 He used what's called a battering ram. 601 00:24:46,441 --> 00:24:47,877 It just smashes through any firewall. 602 00:24:47,921 --> 00:24:50,314 It's as nasty as I've ever seen. 603 00:24:50,358 --> 00:24:51,925 This guy's really good. 604 00:24:51,968 --> 00:24:53,448 - Yeah, all right, just... 605 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:54,710 Anybody here know 606 00:24:54,754 --> 00:24:57,191 Where would tyler struhl go other than home? 607 00:24:57,234 --> 00:24:59,367 - He likes this coffee shop at fifth and archer 608 00:24:59,410 --> 00:25:01,804 To pick up girls. 609 00:25:01,848 --> 00:25:03,719 - How do you know that? 610 00:25:03,763 --> 00:25:05,068 - I... 611 00:25:05,112 --> 00:25:06,896 - I'm already there. 612 00:25:08,985 --> 00:25:10,987 - Vanessa. 613 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:14,513 How you doing, hugo? 614 00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:17,777 - I am doing just fine. 615 00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:20,257 I am construct-- 616 00:25:20,301 --> 00:25:23,522 I am constructing an antivirus, 617 00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:28,004 And as soon as we have that artifact... 618 00:25:31,051 --> 00:25:33,575 That's your department, Artie. 619 00:25:33,619 --> 00:25:37,057 We should be able to cure everyone afflicted. 620 00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:39,886 - That's great. Thanks. 621 00:25:41,452 --> 00:25:43,063 - Based on the rate of deterioration 622 00:25:43,106 --> 00:25:44,673 Of the previous victims, 623 00:25:44,717 --> 00:25:48,547 Everyone in this store has less than six hours to live, 624 00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:50,070 Including hugo. 625 00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:57,817 - This is the last place to record 626 00:25:57,860 --> 00:26:02,256 An artifact disturbance. 627 00:26:02,299 --> 00:26:05,607 Richard nixon's shoes are gone. 628 00:26:05,651 --> 00:26:08,479 - So, I don't know. Maybe I put 'em on 629 00:26:08,523 --> 00:26:10,481 So I could lie to steve without him knowing. 630 00:26:10,525 --> 00:26:12,266 - We have to find them. 631 00:26:12,309 --> 00:26:13,615 And none of these-- 632 00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:17,097 None of these explain what happened between us. 633 00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:20,840 - Look, we aren't the first platonic friends 634 00:26:20,883 --> 00:26:23,886 To ever get wasted and end up in bed together. 635 00:26:23,930 --> 00:26:25,758 - I would never do that! I... 636 00:26:25,801 --> 00:26:28,761 God, I don't think of you that way. 637 00:26:28,804 --> 00:26:31,590 - And I don't think of you that way, either. 638 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:34,244 It's just you're my partner 639 00:26:34,288 --> 00:26:37,247 And--and--and my best friend, okay? 640 00:26:37,291 --> 00:26:38,814 Nothing's gonna change that, 641 00:26:38,858 --> 00:26:42,601 Not even us having sex and forgetting about it, okay? 642 00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:45,952 So just, let's-- let's just forget about it. 643 00:26:47,301 --> 00:26:48,955 Deal? 644 00:26:51,044 --> 00:26:52,001 - Deal. 645 00:26:52,045 --> 00:26:53,176 - All right. 646 00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:55,091 Okay. 647 00:26:55,135 --> 00:26:57,528 - I found steve. 648 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,189 [rewinding] 649 00:27:09,584 --> 00:27:11,630 [snickering] 650 00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:13,849 - Wow, what is this place? 651 00:27:13,893 --> 00:27:16,939 - This is the bronze sector, 652 00:27:16,983 --> 00:27:19,768 Where we...Bronze stuff. 653 00:27:19,812 --> 00:27:21,814 - Mykes! Mykes! Oh, my god, have you seen 'em? 654 00:27:21,857 --> 00:27:23,163 - Where are they? - I can't find 'em. 655 00:27:23,206 --> 00:27:24,817 - Can't find what? - I put some shoes in here. 656 00:27:24,860 --> 00:27:26,166 - He has some favorite shoes. 657 00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:27,428 - My favorite shoes. 658 00:27:27,471 --> 00:27:28,734 - Uh, those? 659 00:27:28,777 --> 00:27:29,822 - We were looking. 660 00:27:29,865 --> 00:27:30,997 You found 'em! 661 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,215 - You found my shoes! 662 00:27:32,259 --> 00:27:33,260 - You are so smart. - Dude! 663 00:27:33,303 --> 00:27:35,654 That is amazing! Aah! 664 00:27:35,697 --> 00:27:36,655 - Okay, you want me to get 'em? 665 00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:38,047 - Sure, would you? 666 00:27:38,091 --> 00:27:39,919 That's so awesome of you. 667 00:27:39,962 --> 00:27:41,572 Whoo-hoo! 668 00:27:41,616 --> 00:27:43,096 - What is this? 669 00:27:43,139 --> 00:27:44,924 - We missed. We missed. 670 00:27:44,967 --> 00:27:46,665 - Hey, what is this, man? It's not cool. 671 00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:48,014 - Don't worry, dude. You'll thank me. 672 00:27:48,057 --> 00:27:51,931 - Why? - Because... 673 00:27:51,974 --> 00:27:54,107 Both: Probably not! 674 00:27:55,978 --> 00:27:57,110 - Ooh! 675 00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:58,677 - Oh! 676 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,810 - Oh, I should have told him to smile. 677 00:28:01,854 --> 00:28:03,333 - That's okay. I'll take a picture. 678 00:28:03,377 --> 00:28:04,421 - Okay. - Okay. 679 00:28:04,465 --> 00:28:05,684 Okay. 680 00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:09,165 Okay, now do me. 681 00:28:09,209 --> 00:28:10,210 - Okay. - Okay. 682 00:28:12,342 --> 00:28:15,781 - [laughing] 683 00:28:15,824 --> 00:28:17,696 - Okay, let's change him back. 684 00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:19,915 - Okay. 685 00:28:19,959 --> 00:28:20,829 - Okay. 686 00:28:22,831 --> 00:28:24,006 Mm-hmm. 687 00:28:24,050 --> 00:28:25,921 [whirring] 688 00:28:25,965 --> 00:28:26,922 What's that? 689 00:28:26,966 --> 00:28:28,881 - It's a spit lock. - A what? 690 00:28:28,924 --> 00:28:32,362 - It reads the dna in your spit. 691 00:28:32,406 --> 00:28:33,450 - Cool. 692 00:28:33,494 --> 00:28:34,800 - [spits] 693 00:28:34,843 --> 00:28:36,062 - [female computer voice speaking] 694 00:28:36,105 --> 00:28:38,020 Sample two denied. 695 00:28:38,064 --> 00:28:39,065 - Let's do it together. 696 00:28:39,108 --> 00:28:40,283 Let's try it together. 697 00:28:40,327 --> 00:28:41,981 - I--oh-- [both spit] 698 00:28:42,024 --> 00:28:44,026 - Denied, denied, denied. 699 00:28:44,070 --> 00:28:45,811 - Oh, I got it in my hair. 700 00:28:45,854 --> 00:28:47,290 - Dna! 701 00:28:47,334 --> 00:28:49,858 I knew there was a reason I had his toothbrush, 702 00:28:49,902 --> 00:28:54,080 And I am so glad it wasn't the reason I thought. 703 00:28:57,431 --> 00:29:00,608 - Does anybody mind shopping in the dark? 704 00:29:00,651 --> 00:29:02,175 Answer... 705 00:29:02,218 --> 00:29:04,960 - [coughing] 706 00:29:05,004 --> 00:29:06,005 - Hugo? 707 00:29:06,048 --> 00:29:07,223 You all right? 708 00:29:07,267 --> 00:29:09,051 - Uh...Ahem. 709 00:29:09,095 --> 00:29:11,184 [coughing] 710 00:29:11,227 --> 00:29:13,360 Thank you. 711 00:29:13,403 --> 00:29:15,101 Oh. 712 00:29:15,144 --> 00:29:17,190 Seems I'm about to give new meaning 713 00:29:17,233 --> 00:29:19,409 To the phrase "dirt nap." 714 00:29:19,453 --> 00:29:20,802 - You're not gonna die, hugo. 715 00:29:20,846 --> 00:29:23,544 We're gonna--we're gonna figure this thing out. 716 00:29:23,587 --> 00:29:24,980 - I know. 717 00:29:25,024 --> 00:29:27,548 I've got a lot to live for. 718 00:29:29,202 --> 00:29:31,987 You know, when I was in the sanitarium, 719 00:29:32,031 --> 00:29:35,904 I apparently drew the same picture every single day. 720 00:29:35,948 --> 00:29:38,951 I found one of them in my wallet 721 00:29:38,994 --> 00:29:42,128 After you restored my mind last year. 722 00:29:42,171 --> 00:29:44,434 Ahem. 723 00:29:44,478 --> 00:29:45,609 There. 724 00:29:48,569 --> 00:29:49,613 Huh. 725 00:29:51,224 --> 00:29:53,922 So much time lost. 726 00:29:53,966 --> 00:29:55,881 If I had it all back, 727 00:29:55,924 --> 00:29:59,101 I'd spend every second of it with her. 728 00:29:59,145 --> 00:30:01,495 - You'd be a fool not to. 729 00:30:01,538 --> 00:30:04,846 - Oh. 730 00:30:04,890 --> 00:30:07,893 Did you ever find someone, Artie? 731 00:30:09,938 --> 00:30:11,505 - emet. 732 00:30:11,548 --> 00:30:15,335 - Oh. I didn't realize you were homosexual. 733 00:30:15,378 --> 00:30:18,381 Uh, are you what they call a bear? 734 00:30:18,425 --> 00:30:20,253 - No, I don't mean emmett, the man. 735 00:30:20,296 --> 00:30:21,950 I'm talking about "emet." 736 00:30:21,994 --> 00:30:23,647 Look, emet, the hebrew word for "truth." 737 00:30:23,691 --> 00:30:24,735 It's on his necklace. 738 00:30:24,779 --> 00:30:25,867 - What does it mean? 739 00:30:25,911 --> 00:30:30,263 - It means that what we are facing 740 00:30:30,306 --> 00:30:33,222 Is the artifact that's behind the jewish myth 741 00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:34,920 Of the golem. 742 00:30:34,963 --> 00:30:36,835 16th century prague, 743 00:30:36,878 --> 00:30:38,880 The rabbi judah loew 744 00:30:38,924 --> 00:30:41,013 Wanted to save the jews of the ghetto from pogroms, 745 00:30:41,056 --> 00:30:42,710 And so he constructed-- 746 00:30:42,753 --> 00:30:46,801 He created a creature-- a golem-- 747 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:51,023 Hugo, entirely made of clay. 748 00:30:51,066 --> 00:30:53,721 And he put the word emet, truth, 749 00:30:53,764 --> 00:30:56,028 On the golem's forehead to bring it to life. 750 00:30:56,071 --> 00:30:57,899 - Animating the inanimate. 751 00:30:57,943 --> 00:30:59,945 - And I think maybe the necklace 752 00:30:59,988 --> 00:31:03,862 Is making the computer virus come to life 753 00:31:03,905 --> 00:31:05,733 Exactly the same as the golem. 754 00:31:05,776 --> 00:31:07,213 Somehow, I think that the myth 755 00:31:07,256 --> 00:31:09,519 And the virus got mixed up together, 756 00:31:09,563 --> 00:31:10,999 So that when he uses the virus 757 00:31:11,043 --> 00:31:12,435 On people's computers... 758 00:31:12,479 --> 00:31:14,655 - It turned them to clay. 759 00:31:14,698 --> 00:31:16,962 Well thought out, Artie. 760 00:31:20,226 --> 00:31:21,531 - It's the necklace. 761 00:31:21,575 --> 00:31:22,750 - I got him. 762 00:31:36,982 --> 00:31:38,026 - Oh, my god. 763 00:31:46,121 --> 00:31:47,122 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! 764 00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:48,254 What the hell are you doing? 765 00:31:48,297 --> 00:31:49,255 - Oh, my god! He's got a gun! 766 00:31:49,298 --> 00:31:50,430 - Take it easy, colin. 767 00:31:50,473 --> 00:31:51,910 - No. Whatever this is, 768 00:31:51,953 --> 00:31:54,782 I am not gonna die from it. 769 00:31:54,825 --> 00:31:56,001 Something in here is making us sick, 770 00:31:56,044 --> 00:31:57,872 And you are keeping us in here with it. 771 00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,874 - This is for your own safety. - No, careful, careful. 772 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:01,441 - I'll decide what's safe for me. 773 00:32:01,484 --> 00:32:02,964 - Use your tesla. 774 00:32:03,008 --> 00:32:04,139 - Claudia's got it. - Brilliant. 775 00:32:04,183 --> 00:32:07,838 - Colin, I can't let you leave. 776 00:32:07,882 --> 00:32:09,840 - I'll shoot you. 777 00:32:10,885 --> 00:32:12,713 - You'll have to. 778 00:32:16,369 --> 00:32:17,413 - Now the doctor's got it! 779 00:32:17,457 --> 00:32:18,980 - We've gotta get out of here! 780 00:32:19,024 --> 00:32:20,939 - He's right. We're gonna all get out of here. 781 00:32:20,982 --> 00:32:23,593 - The virus is mutating. 782 00:32:23,637 --> 00:32:25,160 - It can be transmitted person to person. 783 00:32:25,204 --> 00:32:26,901 - It's organic. - Obviously. 784 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,163 - We can't let it get out of this store. 785 00:32:28,207 --> 00:32:30,122 - No, no, no. 786 00:32:30,165 --> 00:32:32,211 [panicked shouting in background] 787 00:32:32,254 --> 00:32:35,214 [rock music] 788 00:32:35,257 --> 00:32:42,395 ♪ 789 00:32:42,438 --> 00:32:44,136 - Unh! 790 00:33:00,021 --> 00:33:02,806 - [gasping] 791 00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:12,251 - Help! 792 00:33:12,294 --> 00:33:13,992 Help! 793 00:33:19,388 --> 00:33:20,868 - Let us out! - Everybody calm down! 794 00:33:20,911 --> 00:33:22,130 [machine gun fire] 795 00:33:22,174 --> 00:33:24,393 Drop the weapon! 796 00:33:24,437 --> 00:33:25,525 Now! - Okay. All right. 797 00:33:25,568 --> 00:33:26,874 I'm dropping it. 798 00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:27,918 - Step away from the door! 799 00:33:27,962 --> 00:33:29,877 - [coughing] 800 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,835 - This mutation's working much faster. 801 00:33:31,879 --> 00:33:34,882 - It's getting hard to breathe. 802 00:33:34,925 --> 00:33:36,971 Okay. 803 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:37,928 I'm a big enough girl to admit 804 00:33:37,972 --> 00:33:39,147 I'm a little scared. 805 00:33:39,191 --> 00:33:41,149 - We need the artifact. 806 00:33:41,193 --> 00:33:42,803 - I know, I know, 807 00:33:42,846 --> 00:33:44,500 But she said she's got him. She's gonna be here. 808 00:33:44,544 --> 00:33:46,067 You've got to finish the antivirus. 809 00:33:46,111 --> 00:33:47,851 You gotta do it now. - All right, I'll get on it. 810 00:33:47,895 --> 00:33:48,896 - Hang on, hang on. 811 00:33:48,939 --> 00:33:50,724 - [coughing] 812 00:33:50,767 --> 00:33:53,031 - [grunting] 813 00:33:53,074 --> 00:33:55,076 [gasping] 814 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,512 Damn it. [gasps] 815 00:33:58,906 --> 00:34:00,908 - Why are you chasing me? 816 00:34:00,951 --> 00:34:02,823 - I'm not chasing you. I'm falling to my death. 817 00:34:02,866 --> 00:34:04,912 Pull me up! 818 00:34:04,955 --> 00:34:07,349 [panting] 819 00:34:07,393 --> 00:34:08,437 Thank you. 820 00:34:08,481 --> 00:34:09,960 - All I did I was hack a few p.C.S 821 00:34:10,004 --> 00:34:12,398 To try and catch a little skin show. That's it. 822 00:34:12,441 --> 00:34:13,703 - For all I care, 823 00:34:13,747 --> 00:34:15,053 You can be the biggest cyber hacker since... 824 00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:16,054 Me. 825 00:34:16,097 --> 00:34:17,838 But I need that necklace, okay? 826 00:34:17,881 --> 00:34:19,013 It's dangerous. 827 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,232 - What are you talking about? 828 00:34:20,275 --> 00:34:21,624 - I don't know how to explain it to you, 829 00:34:21,668 --> 00:34:22,799 But it's... It's hurting people. 830 00:34:22,843 --> 00:34:24,149 - It's nothing. 831 00:34:24,192 --> 00:34:26,542 It's a thing that my great uncle gave me 832 00:34:26,586 --> 00:34:28,066 To ward off evil spirits. 833 00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:29,937 - Okay. Well, it doesn't so much ward them off 834 00:34:29,980 --> 00:34:33,071 As invite them over for a play date. 835 00:34:33,114 --> 00:34:36,683 - Well, I didn't mean for anybody to get hurt. 836 00:34:36,726 --> 00:34:40,513 - Well, give me the necklace and maybe we can fix it. 837 00:34:40,556 --> 00:34:42,776 - But why would we bronze steve? 838 00:34:42,819 --> 00:34:44,169 - I mean, sure, he's a boy scout 839 00:34:44,212 --> 00:34:45,909 With no sense of humor, right? 840 00:34:45,953 --> 00:34:48,912 But we've got nazis in here. 841 00:34:48,956 --> 00:34:50,784 - It explains the toothbrush, 842 00:34:50,827 --> 00:34:54,092 But not how we wound up in bed together. 843 00:34:56,050 --> 00:34:57,269 [rewinding] 844 00:34:58,661 --> 00:35:00,446 - Pete, remember? 845 00:35:00,489 --> 00:35:02,535 That thingy--that thingy with the juggle balls said 846 00:35:02,578 --> 00:35:05,886 That the juggle balls make you drunk and black out, 847 00:35:05,929 --> 00:35:07,017 And when you black out, 848 00:35:07,061 --> 00:35:08,454 You forget things, don't you? 849 00:35:08,497 --> 00:35:10,412 - Oh, my god! 850 00:35:10,456 --> 00:35:12,458 Holy crap, wendy! 851 00:35:12,501 --> 00:35:14,938 Oh, my god! 852 00:35:14,982 --> 00:35:16,592 You are so right! 853 00:35:16,636 --> 00:35:21,119 Oh! If we don't remember what happened to mr. Poopy-pants, 854 00:35:21,162 --> 00:35:23,947 He could be lost in there forever. 855 00:35:23,991 --> 00:35:26,907 - Quick! Take off all your clothes! 856 00:35:26,950 --> 00:35:28,561 - What? - Take 'em off. 857 00:35:28,604 --> 00:35:32,086 - Okay, but sometimes when big-- 858 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,393 When big Pete drives drunk, 859 00:35:34,436 --> 00:35:37,047 Little Pete doesn't always stay on the road. 860 00:35:37,091 --> 00:35:39,224 - Ah. 861 00:35:41,269 --> 00:35:42,662 - Ohh! 862 00:35:42,705 --> 00:35:44,838 - Just waking up together wouldn't be enough. 863 00:35:44,881 --> 00:35:46,709 We got into bed naked 864 00:35:46,753 --> 00:35:48,885 So it would look like we slept together. 865 00:35:48,929 --> 00:35:50,191 - Something that would never... 866 00:35:50,235 --> 00:35:52,019 - Ever happen. 867 00:35:52,062 --> 00:35:53,934 Something that I knew I wouldn't rest 868 00:35:53,977 --> 00:35:55,936 Until I proved it was false. 869 00:35:55,979 --> 00:35:57,807 - Which would hopefully get us to retrace our steps. 870 00:35:57,851 --> 00:36:00,027 - And lead us back down here. 871 00:36:02,247 --> 00:36:03,987 Ready? 872 00:36:06,816 --> 00:36:08,078 [bronzer beeps] 873 00:36:08,122 --> 00:36:11,343 - Computer voice: Agent Nielsen identified. 874 00:36:11,386 --> 00:36:13,997 [whirring] 875 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,224 - What was that? 876 00:36:23,268 --> 00:36:24,921 What did you guys do to me? What happened? 877 00:36:24,965 --> 00:36:27,010 - [laughs] what are you talkin' about? 878 00:36:27,054 --> 00:36:28,316 - Where the hell have you been, Jinks? 879 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,710 Shouldn't you be at target practice? 880 00:36:30,753 --> 00:36:32,973 - I'm actually disappointed in you, steve. 881 00:36:33,016 --> 00:36:34,975 - Shame, shame, shame. 882 00:36:35,018 --> 00:36:37,107 Slacker! 883 00:36:37,151 --> 00:36:39,545 - Z-v... 884 00:36:39,588 --> 00:36:41,634 26... 885 00:36:41,677 --> 00:36:45,246 V-8... 886 00:36:45,290 --> 00:36:49,076 Z-26. 887 00:36:49,119 --> 00:36:50,425 [groans] 888 00:36:50,469 --> 00:36:51,426 - What's the matter? 889 00:36:51,470 --> 00:36:52,819 Hugo, you gotta keep working. 890 00:36:52,862 --> 00:36:54,037 We need the antivirus. 891 00:36:54,081 --> 00:36:57,084 - Artie, I can't see. 892 00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,914 - Oh, my god. All right, all right. 893 00:37:00,957 --> 00:37:02,481 If you could just-- you tell me what to do. 894 00:37:02,524 --> 00:37:04,047 - Uh...Uh... 895 00:37:04,091 --> 00:37:06,267 Artie, Artie, I need you to tell vanessa something. 896 00:37:06,311 --> 00:37:07,877 - You can tell her yourself when you cure her. 897 00:37:07,921 --> 00:37:08,965 Just tell me what to type. 898 00:37:09,009 --> 00:37:10,228 - All right, z-x... - Yes, yes. 899 00:37:10,271 --> 00:37:11,272 - Slash... - Slash. 900 00:37:11,316 --> 00:37:13,492 - V-37... - V-37. 901 00:37:13,535 --> 00:37:14,971 [Farnsworth buzzing] 902 00:37:17,452 --> 00:37:19,062 - I'm here. I have the necklace. 903 00:37:19,106 --> 00:37:20,020 How do I get this to you? 904 00:37:20,063 --> 00:37:22,544 - Hold on. I'm coming. 905 00:37:22,588 --> 00:37:24,938 Throw it at the window! 906 00:37:24,981 --> 00:37:26,244 - What--why? 907 00:37:26,287 --> 00:37:27,506 It'll just bounce right-- 908 00:37:27,549 --> 00:37:28,985 - Claudia, just do it. 909 00:37:30,335 --> 00:37:32,511 - How's your fastball? 910 00:37:38,952 --> 00:37:39,953 - Now! 911 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:44,958 - Great. Come on. 912 00:37:47,656 --> 00:37:49,049 - I got it. 913 00:37:49,092 --> 00:37:50,268 - How? How did you get it? 914 00:37:50,311 --> 00:37:51,443 - Got it through the window. 915 00:37:51,486 --> 00:37:54,620 I used the inkwell of francois villon, 916 00:37:54,663 --> 00:37:57,187 15th century poet and thief. 917 00:37:57,231 --> 00:38:00,756 Bad poet, great thief. 918 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,976 It doesn't matter. Is the code finished? 919 00:38:03,019 --> 00:38:03,977 - Yes, it's finished. 920 00:38:04,020 --> 00:38:05,326 Just hit "enter." 921 00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:06,762 It'll disseminate the antivirus. 922 00:38:06,806 --> 00:38:09,809 But, Artie, curing that many people at once, 923 00:38:09,852 --> 00:38:11,680 There's no telling what'll happen 924 00:38:11,724 --> 00:38:13,943 To the person wearing the artifact. 925 00:38:13,987 --> 00:38:17,469 - You're absolutely right. 926 00:38:25,172 --> 00:38:26,695 Take care of her, hugo. 927 00:38:26,739 --> 00:38:29,176 - Right. 928 00:38:29,219 --> 00:38:31,004 [computer beeps] 929 00:38:34,964 --> 00:38:37,315 - Everyone, look-- look at the screens. 930 00:38:37,358 --> 00:38:39,055 [light tendrils crackling] 931 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:53,635 - [relieved sigh] 932 00:38:55,681 --> 00:38:57,378 - Artie...[laughs] 933 00:38:57,422 --> 00:38:59,293 You did it! 934 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:00,773 - Artie. 935 00:39:03,079 --> 00:39:05,647 Artie. 936 00:39:09,042 --> 00:39:11,218 - Is this heaven? 937 00:39:13,176 --> 00:39:14,177 I guess not. 938 00:39:19,182 --> 00:39:20,793 [siren wails] 939 00:39:20,836 --> 00:39:24,100 - He didn't know about the virus, Artie. 940 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:28,627 - Artie! Claudia! It's all good! 941 00:39:28,670 --> 00:39:30,019 Vee talked to the hospital. 942 00:39:30,063 --> 00:39:31,630 The young woman is fine. 943 00:39:31,673 --> 00:39:32,674 - Oh, great. 944 00:39:32,718 --> 00:39:34,023 - Huh? - That's wonderful. 945 00:39:34,067 --> 00:39:35,590 - Do we make a team? - We do. 946 00:39:35,634 --> 00:39:37,070 - All right. - Yeah. 947 00:39:37,113 --> 00:39:38,593 [laughs] 948 00:39:38,637 --> 00:39:40,378 - So you got plans now? 949 00:39:40,421 --> 00:39:43,729 You're--you're probably goin' back to eureka. 950 00:39:43,772 --> 00:39:45,121 - Eureka? No. 951 00:39:45,165 --> 00:39:47,776 I think I've had just about enough of that town. 952 00:39:47,820 --> 00:39:49,952 - [laughing] - She spent some time there. 953 00:39:49,996 --> 00:39:51,389 - Every week, something seems to go boom. 954 00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:53,042 I mean, I think I'm gonna look for something 955 00:39:53,086 --> 00:39:54,479 A little more sedate, 956 00:39:54,522 --> 00:39:56,437 A little more peaceful. 957 00:39:56,481 --> 00:39:57,743 - Well, I hope you're happy. 958 00:39:57,786 --> 00:39:59,919 - I know I'll be happy. Was this fun? Aah! 959 00:39:59,962 --> 00:40:02,138 - It was...Something. 960 00:40:02,182 --> 00:40:04,097 - Aw. See you, hugo. 961 00:40:16,588 --> 00:40:17,763 - [sighs] 962 00:40:21,984 --> 00:40:23,682 - Hey. 963 00:40:23,725 --> 00:40:26,815 - What? Oh. 964 00:40:26,859 --> 00:40:27,816 Hi. 965 00:40:27,860 --> 00:40:28,948 - Hi. 966 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,821 - Yeah, I know. 967 00:40:32,865 --> 00:40:33,953 I...I... 968 00:40:33,996 --> 00:40:36,564 I figured. 969 00:40:36,608 --> 00:40:39,437 Uh, listen, I know that we had dinner plans, 970 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:43,397 But I hope 971 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:46,226 That you know I wish you and hugo nothing but the best. 972 00:40:46,269 --> 00:40:47,836 Well, certainly, if I'm wishing him the best, 973 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,838 I'm wishing him you, 974 00:40:49,882 --> 00:40:50,970 Because... 975 00:40:51,013 --> 00:40:51,971 - No, no, no. 976 00:40:52,014 --> 00:40:53,363 When I said I have to go, 977 00:40:53,407 --> 00:40:54,452 I mean, I have to go home. 978 00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:55,801 I'm going to atlanta. 979 00:40:55,844 --> 00:40:59,413 - What? But...You and hugo are-- 980 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:02,111 - No, we are not. 981 00:41:02,155 --> 00:41:03,199 We were. 982 00:41:03,243 --> 00:41:06,855 Artie, when hugo looks at me, he... 983 00:41:06,899 --> 00:41:08,422 He sees this girl. 984 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,424 This young girl, 985 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:11,991 She lives inside of me somewhere, 986 00:41:12,034 --> 00:41:16,778 But, you know, she's just a small part of me now. 987 00:41:19,172 --> 00:41:22,131 When you look at me, you see me. 988 00:41:22,175 --> 00:41:25,134 [soft music] 989 00:41:25,178 --> 00:41:33,142 ♪ 990 00:41:33,186 --> 00:41:35,449 You, sir, owe me a dinner. 991 00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:36,929 A very nice dinner. 992 00:41:42,151 --> 00:41:44,719 - Eee! 993 00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:51,465 - Hey, look, like I said to that girl, 994 00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:53,336 I never meant to hurt anybody, all right? 995 00:41:53,380 --> 00:41:55,861 So, you know, maybe there could be some consideration, 996 00:41:55,904 --> 00:41:58,907 Like, um, not sending me to jail. 997 00:41:58,951 --> 00:42:00,082 - Take it easy, kid. 998 00:42:00,126 --> 00:42:02,171 Somebody wants to talk to you. 999 00:42:02,215 --> 00:42:05,044 Maybe we can find a solution to your legal troubles. 1000 00:42:05,087 --> 00:42:06,959 - Who, like a lawyer or something? 1001 00:42:07,002 --> 00:42:10,528 - Somethin'. 1002 00:42:10,571 --> 00:42:13,052 - Hey, man, are you a cop or not? 1003 00:42:13,095 --> 00:42:16,882 - Used to be. 1004 00:42:16,925 --> 00:42:18,100 In another life. 1005 00:42:18,144 --> 00:42:19,754 [door opens] 1006 00:42:19,798 --> 00:42:21,756 - Hello there, tyler. 1007 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,106 I hear you're very good with computers. 1008 00:42:24,150 --> 00:42:26,021 Use the siren, marcus. 1009 00:42:26,065 --> 00:42:28,067 Our employer is quite anxious 1010 00:42:28,110 --> 00:42:30,025 To meet with tyler here. 1011 00:42:30,069 --> 00:42:32,941 [siren wailing] 1012 00:42:35,944 --> 00:42:38,947 Captioning bycaptionmax www.Captionmax.Com